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    October 19

    中美和亲大使

    那是发生在中国农历七夕的一个故事,迄今近两个月,回想起来仍忍俊不禁,只是一直忙于杂务,现在才有勇气和闲情把它分享给诸位。

    七夕前的那个晚上,月黑风高,我突然接到一个陌生的电话,是当地的一个老头,听声音五十左右。老头说从American Civic Association得到我的联系方式,问我是否提供中英即时翻译的服务,收费几何。我很诧异,我从不出台的,ACA的妈妈桑难道没有说明白么...不过这年头能接到客就不容易,先问问吧,能做就做了。

    聊了一通以后,知道了大概情况:老头在中国某交友网站结识了一位红颜知己,一直互通email,对方很体贴也很温柔,越通越high,于是老头很严肃的考虑和红颜开始一段美好的姻缘。老头决定在中国的情人节给红颜打一个越洋电话表白,生怕语言障碍影响到这个神圣的时刻,就想找人帮忙。回想起来,情人节我还尽做好事了,某年情人节在北航北门的天桥上挽救了一个要跳桥的文艺青年,这个优良传统一定要贯彻下去。再说翻译这些没羞没臊的词我拿手啊,倒贴钱我也得看看去,于是就敲定了时间地点。

    学校见面以后,老头仙风道骨,精神虽说矍铄,但看长相得有七十左右,我心说这红颜也该是个奶奶了吧,我算是给国内的下岗再就业做贡献了。到了国内9点整,老头开始拨号,网络电话怎么都拨不通,把老头给急的!我实在看不下去,就用我的电话卡帮忙拨号,86024xxxxxxxxx,拨通了,振铃中。我一边等待对方接电话,一边想024是哪儿...哎呀,莫非是...正在此时,电话对面传来一位中年妇女洪亮的声音,Sei啊~~~(我暗自点头,果然是沈阳的。这口音,亲切啊,当年宿舍的沈阳哥们成天接电话就这个味。管我叫阿Be,刚开始愁死我了...)

    老头一愣,连忙凑上去说Happy Chinese Valentine's Day,我跟着翻译,李阿姨,牛先生祝您情人节快乐。对方回话了,哎呀,小伙子,谢谢你,你跟那谁讲,我听不懂英文,你就帮我问他,问他啥前儿来...

    我扭头一看,老头已经被这个彪悍的口音震住了,两手捂着脑袋,喃喃自语,见我望向他就解释道,email看起来很温柔的一个人那,怎么听起来那么彪悍nie。我赶紧安慰说那个是中国东北独有的口音,那儿的人痛快直爽,说话就这个味道。这个安慰聊胜于无,老头还是怅然若失,这个三方会谈持续了大概30分钟。大妈一直问老头到底什么到中国接她,老头不停的解释这个日程需要延后,因为老头他爸癌症住院了。大妈说你上次答应的要来最后就没来,老头解释.....jb把我给折腾的!

    上星期老头给我打电话说雨过天晴了,我热情而不由衷的恭喜。我由衷的拭目以待。

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    Jane Wongwrote:
    原来Bebe应该这样读阿~~~
    Oct. 23
    Quan Fanwrote:
    看不出来小bebe同学你还做这一行啊,哈哈
    Oct. 22
    yibo sunwrote:
    那个大妈有个翻译中介的朋友,平时都是通过伊中转的
    Oct. 20
    Rose Liuwrote:
    好彪悍的SY大妈……我很好奇,他们平时是怎么鸿雁传情的?
    Oct. 20
    Xiangning Yuwrote:
    orz!orz!orz!orz!orz!orz!orz!orz!orz!
    Oct. 20
    xm gaowrote:
    哈哈,哥们老牛B了!
    Oct. 19
    Fan Zhouwrote:
    你牵的红线啊
    Oct. 19

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